And I’m pissed off.
I’m not even asking for much here. I just wanna’ be courted. I want to be romanced. I want to be serenaded and cherished. And the mods look at this and say “no, ze must not have this.” I wanna’ drop a slur on some X-word and pwn his lib ass, but nooooooo. I can’t even have that.
Why do I even post?
I’m a married straight cis man with no interest in or capacity to be anyone’s internet girlfriend but if that’s what you need I’m here for you
Thank you.
Wait, there are girlfriends here?!
c/dating was closed for a reason. that’s all i’ll say.
Hello my future hexbear girlfriend.
Wait what happened to your third-worldist gf?
She decided against dating a firstworlder
good for her
deleted by creator
The real girlfriend was inside of you all along.
On a good night, yeah.
