• Aganim@lemmy.world
      36·
      1 year ago

      When encountering an aggressive shopping cart, remember:

      Shoot off a limb and they’re still 86% combat effective. Here’s a tip: Aim for the nerve stem and put it down for good…

      • ezures@lemmy.wtf
        10·
        1 year ago

        What part of a shopping cart is the nerv stem? The coin thingie?

        The only good shopping cart, is a dead shopping cart.

        • scurry@lemmy.world
          4·
          1 year ago

          Go for the door at the back. Its contents will spill out and it won’t have the momentum to hurt you anymore.