After all we gave them, why? We give a them the pizza. We give a them the Super Mario. We give a them the pepperoni. We give a them the baked ziti. We give a them the pasta. We give a them the meatball sub. We give a them the meatball. We give a them the Goodfellas. We give a them the Luigi’s Mansion. We give a them the Da Vinci. We give a them the Wario Land. We give a them the Wario Ware. We give a them the unlimited breadsticks. We give a them the Psycho Waluigi. We give a them the stuffed crust. We give a them the Godfather 1 AND the 2. We give a them cannoli. We give a them garlic knots. We give a them Sopranos on the HBO. We give a them John Travolta’s Gotti. We give a them the risotto. We give a them the pizza part from Chuck E. Cheese. We give a them everything and yet they pay us back with racist hand gestures. Mama mia.
Up yours! This is the logical conclusion of the secularization of the Western Man. As faith and the unanimously accepted origin myths are sequestered and strangled by the post-modern cultural neo-Marxist elites, we are left in the darkness of the notion that breadsticks must be finite. Wrong! They would have you believe that “climate change” and “the capitalist exploitation of labor” will be the death of the unlimited breadstick. Don’t be fooled. I for one will not be cancelled for my indignant consumption at the fine establishment that is Olive Garden.