You’re actually not super far off - their entire gimmick is 1) being open until 3-4am 2) they sell subs that have like, chicken tenders AND mozzarella sticks AND fries all on one sandwich
They were on shark tank and pretty upfront for national TV that “this is complete trash food you’re going to feel bad about tomorrow that you order when you’re drunk and high and everhthing is closed”
You’re actually not super far off - their entire gimmick is 1) being open until 3-4am 2) they sell subs that have like, chicken tenders AND mozzarella sticks AND fries all on one sandwich
They were on shark tank and pretty upfront for national TV that “this is complete trash food you’re going to feel bad about tomorrow that you order when you’re drunk and high and everhthing is closed”
reprogram the nukes to hit this abomination first.
damn it must be demeaning to order here. “one Fat Slob please!”
they gotta lean into it and add Fat Drunken Dumbass and Fat Divorced Mess
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Fat Gorbies isn’t made with pizza? Revisionism!
fat gorbie? Is this a Pizza Hut crossover?
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They actually did mention it was based (based on what? based on something) but I couldn’t remember what - good shout
And yeah it’s literally the header image on their homepage