betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agoMy back hurts....hexbear.netimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up187arrow-down1imageMy back hurts....hexbear.netbetelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square22fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecompanero [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·1 year agoYes, he - a 50 year old man - should engage in vigorous combat shortly after receiving invasive spinal surgery.
minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 year agoElon will have one more thing in common with Batman when Zuck literally breaks the man over his knee.
minus-squareHumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoBefore the bell Zuck’s predator-vision identifies which vertebrae are weakest. Fight lasts 12 seconds, 10 of which are just Musk screaming.
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agothis but extra unironically
Yes, he - a 50 year old man - should engage in vigorous combat shortly after receiving invasive spinal surgery.
Elon will have one more thing in common with Batman when Zuck literally breaks the man over his knee.
Before the bell Zuck’s predator-vision identifies which vertebrae are weakest. Fight lasts 12 seconds, 10 of which are just Musk screaming.
this but extra unironically