betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agoMy back hurts....hexbear.netimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up187arrow-down1imageMy back hurts....hexbear.netbetelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square22fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecompanero [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·11 months agoYes, he - a 50 year old man - should engage in vigorous combat shortly after receiving invasive spinal surgery.
minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·11 months agoElon will have one more thing in common with Batman when Zuck literally breaks the man over his knee.
minus-squareHumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 months agoBefore the bell Zuck’s predator-vision identifies which vertebrae are weakest. Fight lasts 12 seconds, 10 of which are just Musk screaming.
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 months agothis but extra unironically
Yes, he - a 50 year old man - should engage in vigorous combat shortly after receiving invasive spinal surgery.![sicko-crowd sicko-crowd](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/74643c61-f507-4979-b331-644acbbecde6.png)
Elon will have one more thing in common with Batman when Zuck literally breaks the man over his knee.
Before the bell Zuck’s predator-vision identifies which vertebrae are weakest. Fight lasts 12 seconds, 10 of which are just Musk screaming.
this but extra unironically