• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
    11·
    11 months ago

    It was almost certainly not the foreskin of Jesus. Much like most “holy” relics, it’s probably a later forgery.

    • Jimbabwe
      9·
      11 months ago

      Hey buddy, I paid $10k for this black market prepuce and not you, my ex-wife, my estranged children, my former employer or the judge who presided over the divorce are going to convince me it didn’t belong to Jesus Christ, okay?!

  • Dieterlan@lemmy.world
    7·
    11 months ago

    Not gonna lie, I didn’t know what the word “Prepuce” meant. I googled it in a incognito tab fully expecting this to be one of those this where I get tricked nto searching some super disgusting obscure sex thing. Was pleasantly surprised, then double checked the community name, and felt silly.

  • JasonHears@lemmy.world
    6·
    11 months ago

    Middle Eastern street vendor to holy crusader: I’ve been saving this for the right crusader, and I can tell you’re the one who should take this once in a lifetime official artifact of Christ. I’ll give you a great deal on it.