Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.
Gay: Self-evident.
Can confirm, met several people from discord, am now dead.
be 20 y/o permavirgin
I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:
a) he got laid
b) he’s no longer a virgin
c) he found happiness
d) he found someone to love and that loves him back
e) there are two more people happy in the world
but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.
Bring on the hate! I love you all!
😍 we love you too dude
That’s a bit gay
But is it fake and the OP is gay?
Where these housewife Discord femboys in the room with us right now?
Asking for a friend
Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck
WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING EGG EMOJIS???!!!??!!
Real: Dude thought he was going to be a permavirgin at age 20
Gay: He’s pinning a Discord femboy
I wonder how long the “pretends” remains a thing
Edit: Wrong one
The cis male urge to:
The cis male urge to:
Posted the wrong one before
Depends on the pretense, presumably.
Approximately half a line
I’ve spent like 5 minutes searching and still cannot get a definitive answer. wth is the qualifier that makes a sundress “anime?”
The zoomer incel gooner that spends weeks or months ERPing in discord consumes only anime as media and does not ever see an actual woman in an actual sundress, in media or the real world.
Thus, to them, all sundresses are anime sundresses.
…y’know this explanation makes a lot of sense.
I said it because I’ve known quite a few zoomer hikikomori.
Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words… they have no idea how to pronounce them.
Why would they? No relevant use case.
Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words… they have no idea how to pronounce them.
my friend pronounced Meme Me-Me the other day and I about died laughing
Most people in general still cannot seem to figure out the difference between calvary and cavalry.
Both are pronounced as they are spelled.
Calvary is the hill Christ was crucified on.
Cavalry refers usually to soldiers mounted on horseback, though since the invention of helicopters, it also means infantry transported via helicopters.
This one doesn’t seem to be caused by lack of verbal usage, it seems to just be a quite common pair of words to conflate, a very minor but widespread dyslexia/dysphasia, like nuclear and nuke-you-lur.
EDIT: An example more in line with mispronouncing meme, due to never using it aloud…
I remember in middle school when the extremely bossy, overconfident girl pronounced ‘analyst’ as … anal-ist.
Oi vei, lol. Paging Dr. Proctor, paging Dr. Proctor.
Rouge vs rogue is another good one. Also, aluminum vs ah-lu-mini-um.
I’m fairly sure ‘alu-mini-um’ s the proper UK/Aussie/NZ and possibly Canadian way to pronounce it, only Americans pronounce it alu-min-um.
But yes, rogue vs rouge is another one people mix up all the time.
My work is getting a new ERP and I just got out of a long meeting about it. I’m a little disoriented.
Heh, different kind of ERP.
Nonetheless, you have my sympathies.
I’ve worked at a number of different places that changed ERP or CRM software, and it basically always involves a 3 month period of all kinds of insane errors happening due to people being unable to figure out a new UI.
Then also all the edge cases with bespoke workaronds from the old system just collapse completely, even if the managers were told ‘hey this will break, we’re gonna need to make a new workaround, please give us time to test it’ and then the managers don’t… or, even more fun, the only guy or gal that even knew those edge cases existed, and made all the workarounds, they just quit, and then no one has any idea why a whole bunch of shit is broken.
Hope it isn’t GlobalShop. If so, good luck.
Nope
You won’t find an answer.
When it’s this one: https://static.myfigurecollection.net/upload/pictures/2019/04/11/2192078.jpeg
I dunno if going around in Asuka’s fit is going to make “straight” men go crazy horny, but maybe I’m not focusing enough on the crazy part. It should at least get me choked, right?
The trick is if you are already good looking a sundress will only enhance it.
Oh, this search had motives.
Exactly what I thought too
Sounds a bit, idk… Gay
Who cares?
Hello newfriend
Hello back to you, stranger. How ya doin’?
It was going alright but this is second time today that I’ve seen someone take an obvious joke seriously on greentext of all places. So you can imagine that it’s ruined beyond repair now
Did you laugh at it?
Do you generally laugh at your own jokes you post online? lol
I did laugh at the other joke
If I didn’t, I wouldn’t.
But how do you know if it’s censored 🤔
I think it says “apex legends.” OP dropped out of a helicopter and went full The Most Dangerous Game on him, but instead of killing him, keeps him locked up in his apartment as a slave.
RIP discord femboy.
