got punched in the face for playing keep-away with a school lunch cookie (I was being really annoying about it)

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    4 hours ago

    the couch that my parents had when i was very young (younger than 6) was poorly upholstered and had some staples or something that were not flush. i was sitting on the couch and swinging my legs and hitting one of them with my achilles and it hurt like a mf