got punched in the face for playing keep-away with a school lunch cookie (I was being really annoying about it)

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    4 hours ago

    as a child i went to pick up what i thought was a pinecone but was in fact a very big slug (it was dark out). i screamed and then my grandpa laughed at me. where i live now i only ever see tiny slugs sometimes.

    had a similar situation with what i thought was a rubber snake toy. i scared the poor snake so bad picking it up so quickly. I can’t blame this one on it being dark out as it was in broad daylight doggirl-lol