got punched in the face for playing keep-away with a school lunch cookie (I was being really annoying about it)

  • WhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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    stapled my thumb through the thumbnail on the last day of school because I thought it was unset and I pushed up on the staple hole (attempt at Good Samaritan behavior) (it was a curved-back stapler)

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      daaaamn that reminds me, one of my earliest memories as a kid was somehow stapling the roof of my mouth. and I remember it being multiple staples, somehow. my dad heard me screaming and took them out lmao

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      Oh god, this happened to me too!

      I had to pull it out myself because I was alone at the time and it was probably the beginning of my fear of pointy things