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minus-square9to5 [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·edit-223 hours agoIt obviously would all be really bad, but you have to admit Trump knows how to give us a good new season of the USA. (Take notes, Biden)
minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·23 hours ago Are you not entertained? I’ve never enjoyed roller coasters, frankly.
minus-squareMaoTheLawn [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·22 hours agois America still going up the rickety ramp or has it already begun the full plummet
minus-squarecame_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agowe’re still in the line, watching promotional footage of the ride on the monitors. someone has farted, park security is randomly pulling people out of line for not seeming white enough, and some of us are talking about what to get for lunch.
minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·22 hours agoGod, don’t even make me think about it.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-220 hours agoWe are going to have a Donnie Darko-style season finale and go back to the real timeline, where the bullet didn’t miss, right? Right? Why else would you be wearing that stupid bunny suit? Jesus titty-yiffing Christ…
minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·20 hours agoHow did you know I was wearing a bunny suit?!
It obviously would all be really bad, but you have to admit Trump knows how to give us a good new season of the USA. (Take notes, Biden)
I’ve never enjoyed roller coasters, frankly.
is America still going up the rickety ramp or has it already begun the full plummet
we’re still in the line, watching promotional footage of the ride on the monitors. someone has farted, park security is randomly pulling people out of line for not seeming white enough, and some of us are talking about what to get for lunch.
God, don’t even make me think about it.
We are going to have a Donnie Darko-style season finale and go back to the real timeline, where the bullet didn’t miss, right?
Right?
Why else would you be wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Jesus titty-yiffing Christ…
How did you know I was wearing a bunny suit?!