That thick fork is cursed as hell. I’d get rid of that. The rest I could live with.

I’d be in favour of removing internet access from the person who prompted the image generator to make these images.

You could break the handle on one of the Engagement Mugs and have two perfectly usable mugs. Similarly, the Uncomfortable Mug works just fine as long as you just hold it like you would a cup.

The champagne glasses could technically be used if you only filled one side of it, and only enough that it didn’t tip over. Alternately, break the stems off and just don’t set them down.

The fork on the other hand doesn’t seem to have any practical use. I’d nix that.

Given I rarely use handles on normal mugs as intended anyways, the I likely won’t notice the difference between those and the “uncomfortable” one 😅