Money can’t buy happiness, but Elon sure did buy a lot of hair plugs.

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    He’d probably be a trillionaire already if he hadn’t wasted his money buying his hair back.

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    What irregular balding pattern? This is standard Male Pattern Baldness that ~40% of the male population has.

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      Chad shave your head like me B) Accept the curse and turn it into strength

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      I’ll never make fun of someone for being overweight unless they go through life telling other people to lose weight in a derogatory manner.

      I believe in a modified version of treat others how you want to be treated:

      In a vacuum, be kind, but once someone shows you who they are, treat others how they treat others.

      These are cruel, hateful people to innocents. They deserve no quarter.

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        Oh don’t get me wrong. Cunt Muskrat can fuck right off and drown in a lake of cum, it’s just that other people have a bad hairline/are balding, so making fun of a feature (especially one that people have no control over) indirectly makes fun of all people with that feature, as well as Musk of course.

        Anyway, mine was a half-serious comment. Musk is a removed lol

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          Drown in a lake of cum? You know that weirdo would like that, don’t you?

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        Wow. You sure are owning Musk, who im sure really cares about your opinion, by shitting on everyone else who is also balding.

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          I’m not insulting the balding of those I don’t know. Only Musk’s.

          Believe whatever you like though.

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            You insult all people with a feature when you insult anyone with feature.

            But thanks for outing yourself for having zero empathy for your fellow humans.
            At least now we know.

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              Lol. I have an uneven balding pattern. I was not offended.

              You sound suspiciously like a snowflake.

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    He’s just an incel that got lucky. Born rich, buys other people’s companies, pretends to be good at things. Cheats at gaming and fails spectacularly.

    America is awesome. /s

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    Theory: They killed the guy in the picture and replaced him with Epstein.