“No dickheads allowed” lol
Edit: wait that’s the company’s LOGO?! Let me laugh even harder
Edit 2: I was hoping they’d explain what the hell their logo is, and translating their “About Me” page gave me this: “Incifra was founded in 1983 and was the first in Italy to dedicate itself to the trade of queue management snails, the symbol of the company.”
“Queue management snail” meant nothing to me as an American so I took the original Italian and image searched it:
… They make ticket dispensers. How the fuck does your logo convey that?!
You know what, well played, Incifra - your company does indeed prevent people from being dickheads
“Autofellatio is prohibited beyond this point.”
ಠ_ಠ _/ [1984]
Do not hit yourself on the head with your own penis. It’s illegal.
I hate it when that happens.
As if I had any control about that. Stupid discrimination. Like that time with the Small Weiners Club.
Transitioning to GameCube is not permitted
damn, coding in Brainfuck is forbidden
Man… woman… now trunkman?!
