Wall Street regime strong-arms health agencies and imposes silence order on scientists amidst growing concerns of potentially fatal contagious disease on the loose
it’s the AMERICAN FLU EVERYBODY
Burgerflu
So we’re on, what, Day 2 of Pathologic?
I haven’t seen any sentient screaming plague clouds yet so we’re not at full pandemic.
sentient screaming plague clouds
We call those anti-maskers
Cant wait to learn about the next pandemic (on top of the current ongoing one) through healthcare workers anecdotally reporting a huge uptick in respiratory cases, and everyone else noticing a “really bad flu going around.”
The first people will hear about this is when they start to see people with bleeding eyes
Trump supporters will say it’s fake and a Chinese plot anyway
What a remarkably stupid timeline
America can’t be blamed for the next pandemic if we turn off all surveillance and early warning, gag scientists, stop any reporting on it, stop looking for it, etc. Then when it does break out into a pandemic there won’t be any solid proof of where it came from and we can blame China (or maybe Mexico since this is Trump) for that as well.
cool i hope trump’s removed ass catches bird flu from mcnuggets. 50% mortality rate 🥰
Maybe it’s good I lost my job and am having trouble finding work…
So this is only until Feb 1 atm and makes exceptions for communications “critical for health.” Which seems to mean things requiring immediate action - such as the FDA releasing info about an allergic reaction in a certain medication today. Regular reports are paused though.
Of course this was all explained in a later memo, while in the original guidance the pause was of an indeterminate length. Definitely has had a chilling effect, a lot of public health people are up in arms about this.
Fellas, is it woke to think about health?
very normal thing to order
McBirdflu double coming right up. It’s what the ordered.
lmao sure, fuck it, why not