2, Obama did some horrible things, but everything I know about him suggests he’d be a good conversationalist.
0, the pilots seat, going to do something very funny
7 so I have an isle seat and am close to the bathroom. I also don’t remember who the person I’m sitting next to is though I remember their face so I can pretend when I talk to them that they work at some random food service job
3, so I can reach across the aisle (c;) and get some peanuts from Carter and feed them to W like a petting zoo animal.
10 obviously.
Aisle seat and I get to chill with Jackie?
oh good point I like the window seats hi hillary
- And immediately start asking Nixon what he thinks about Kennedy assassination.
(5) Is the violence seat.
Edit: markdown
liDoesn’t matter “hey everyone I’m an aspiring grindcore vocalist and i need to get my practice in on this entire flight. Most of you are too old to know what I’m talking about but you’ll soon learn.”
Definitely 6
I lock myself in the bathroom.
at the back so my explosive jacket reduces the chance of survival as much as possible
Al Gore is kind of a dweeb, but he seems like the person who would be least obnoxious in that plane. Not that it matters too much, i don’t engage the people around me on long plane flights, noise cancelling headphones and eye mask help.
That Church scene from the first Kingsman movie but on this plane
- I am beating bush to death
I’m not supersticious enough to trust some Kennedy curse on this one. Ima sit in the cockpit. Just to make sure.
the first part of the flight is me strangling Nixon to death. The second part is talking to Kennedy about how the CIA is going to air his dome.
