Got chewed out by my boss once because she saw me spraying bleach all over myself like a 12-year-old applying Axe Body Spray. She understood once I told her that the diaper trash bag leaked something on me, so it was either bleach or I set myself on fire

It’s just rain my friend. Happens on the outside sometimes. I know you don’t go there often, but you don’t have to be afraid of the weird liquid

Ah yes, bin juice. Do not slurp the bin juice. Do no—