Oh, you’re a polyglot, but what skills do you have?

Oh, you can paint and write music, but what SKILLS do you have?

Oh you design bridges, but what skills do you have?

You know, it’s really interesting you’re a medical fucking doctor, but WHAT SKILLS DO YOU HAVE MOTHERFUCKER?

WHERE ARE YOUR SKILLS? I NEED SKILLS, WHAT SKILLS DO YOU HAVE, YOU ARE SKILLESS, YOU DO NOT FIT IN TO OUR CORPORATE CULTURE, PLEASE PAY US MONEY FOR HAVING TO CONSIDER YOU

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    Customer Relationship Managers

    specific experience

    Salesforce workflows

    enabled

    my team

    accelerate customers to convert.

    c-c-combo Breaker

    pants jaw drops to the floor

    awooga

    heart beats visibly from chest

    That’s at least 8 different skills, holy wow!!! Let’s go have lunch!