• Stovetop@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Reminds me of the quote from The Hobbit:

      “What do you mean?” he said. “Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”

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        1 day ago

        Bilbo smiled, and leaned over the fence, where he slapped the pipe out of the wizard’s mouth, and whispered “Don’t be a dick, Gandalf.”