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I guess I was right in being suspicious of western urbanists who were always deafeningly silent on massive projects in China but won’t shut up for weeks about the Dutch king taking a bike-shaped shit. This is how they respond when they are forcibly confronted with the topic.
absolutely no one besides westerners says shit like that. especially no one on Taiwan.
on taiwan you’re either some rare old GMD-head that still thinks taiwan is the ROC and should take back the mainland, and then immediately move the capital to nanjing, i guess.
or you’re a cool hip young (probably gen X or millennial actually) Hard Green and you’re pro “independence” or more formally become a US puppet state.
or you’re (the vast majority) a nonpolitical
maybe there’s one person on the whole island that’s been reddit poisoned enough to have the extreme fringe belief that the island should conquer the mainland and turn it into another “taiwan”