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pov: The wizard just threatened you with “I’M GOING TO SHIT YOURSELF”.
TESTICULAR TORSION
Ouch. I had this when I was like eight. I’d run like hell
8=>
“Hmmmm…”
8=========>
„Shmizzelty shmans, you’re pooping your pants!“
I would make people, on live TV make little mistakes. A sneeze here, a fart there! The background falls apart, take that the teleprompter!!!
I would transform myself into a fox then I’d be a magic fox
