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Our Shrek who is in heaven, bless us with your swampy holiness and deliver us from the temptations of Lord Farqhuar. We worship you and your sacred donkey prophet, amen.
I just saw this starting screen before I was born.
Act like I ain’t picking Shrek, come on!
Git out muh swamp.
Whoa. Is that Shrek from Shrek 2?
I didn’t choose the onion god, the onion god chose me