This is so embarrassing.

“Spoilt rotten idiot doesn’t understand how toasters work. More at 11.”

Pop-Tarts aren’t even that good. They’re almost cardboard like in texture and flavour. Absolutely no hate to anyone who can only afford food like Pop-Tarts, I’m just unimpressed by the absurd attempt at painting a whimsical picture of a billionaire discovering a Pop-Tart for the first time as if they’re a puppy experiencing its first snowfall.

This would fit better in /c/latestagecapitalism, surely.