The best parallel park I ever did was the first and only time I ever tried ketamin. I felt like William Tell. Perfect alignment, gaps, speed, confidence, everything.
I’ve never been able to replicate it.
Edit for the kids reading this: I do not recommend taking ketamin in order parallel park well or in fact for any other reason. Your results will likely vary enormously from my one-off anecdote.
Recently I was driving behind someone and they decided to parallel park. One smooth motion and they were in, like, damn.
The best parallel park I ever did was the first and only time I ever tried ketamin. I felt like William Tell. Perfect alignment, gaps, speed, confidence, everything.
I’ve never been able to replicate it.
Edit for the kids reading this: I do not recommend taking ketamin in order parallel park well or in fact for any other reason. Your results will likely vary enormously from my one-off anecdote.
Please don’t do drugs and drive. And don’t brag about it on the internet. This is how people die.
Yes, you’re right. My bad.
Yoda moment