LifeLemons to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoHuh? ϡψφϟβμχimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1456arrow-down112
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minus-squareRizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down3·1 day agoKnew a fellow that was ridiculously good at hiding his tracks from the feds because he made a custom compiler so that he could code in Armenian.
minus-squareStrawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 hours ago“This binary has strings of Armenian in it. Our suspect likely speaks Armenian” -The feds, probably
minus-squareFeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up30·1 day agoHow does a custom compiler make it easier to hide your tracks from the feds?
minus-squaremhague@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·23 hours agoHe forgot to mention, the compiler outputs Armenian machine code that can only run on chips built on Armenian binary.
minus-squarebamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 hours agoTIL ARM runs Armenian binary 🤯
minus-squareFiniteLooper@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 day agoSounds like an episode of NCIS
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoYou can track the hacksr by having two people type on the same keyboard simultaneously
Knew a fellow that was ridiculously good at hiding his tracks from the feds because he made a custom compiler so that he could code in Armenian.
“This binary has strings of Armenian in it. Our suspect likely speaks Armenian”
-The feds, probably
How does a custom compiler make it easier to hide your tracks from the feds?
He forgot to mention, the compiler outputs Armenian machine code that can only run on chips built on Armenian binary.
TIL ARM runs Armenian binary 🤯
Sounds like an episode of NCIS
You can track the hacksr by having two people type on the same keyboard simultaneously