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Three stooges ass navy

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Three stooges ass navy

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/22/us-shoots-down-two-of-its-own-navy-pilots-over-red-sea-in-apparent-friendly-fire-incident

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It’s a classic strategy, make a lie embarrassing enough and almost no one will question it

If you ever really need to get out of something, saying that you shit your pants will almost always work
- came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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  Her: My dad says he found you masturbating noisily in the garden shed in the middle of the night.
  
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  Me: I had really bad diarrhea and was dehydrated.

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