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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 23 days ago

Some of y'all on this website have been hitting the hot chip way too hard and it shows.

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Some of y'all on this website have been hitting the hot chip way too hard and it shows.

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 23 days ago
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  • Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    23 days ago

    i think a lot of people forget that you’re supposed to hot chip AND lie. when they’re just hitting the hot chip and not giving themselves some rest afterwards, they’re not only messing it up for themselves, they’re messing it up for everyone around them too

    • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      22 days ago

      If you are able to lie down immediately after you eat the hot chip, was the hot chip really all that hot?

      • crime [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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        22 days ago

        ikr, it’s like some people don’t have acid reflux and it shows

  • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    22 days ago

    Actually, I’m eating cold chip, you fool. You buffoon.

  • keepcarrot [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    22 days ago

    It’s one of my only safe foods atm :( my last two bulk cooks have made me feel really sick

  • tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    22 days ago

    How about some of you charge your damn phones? 🤣🤣🤣

  • Anissem
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    22 days ago

    I’m way too old to know what ‘hot chip’ is

  • HelluvaBottomCarter [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    22 days ago

    She said “how did we get ourselves so lost?”
    I said “I don’t know but we will not be leaving tonight”
    When you hold me I, I feel better
    I only want one life
    Together in our arms
    This is the longest night
    We’re meeting arms to arms

    Nothing is wasted and life is worth living
    Heaven is nowhere just look to the stars
    There is a day that is yours for embracing
    Everything is nothing and nothing is ours

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvSjYYep3t4

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      22 days ago

      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
  • barrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    22 days ago

    I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT OKAY

  • rossome!
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    22 days ago

    Put that hot chip down!

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video

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