Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThe Batcave is suspiciously guano-free. Alfred has some really thankless jobs.message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1178arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1175arrow-down1message-squareThe Batcave is suspiciously guano-free. Alfred has some really thankless jobs.Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square18fedilinkfile-text
“Alfred, there’s bat shit on the batputer again.” “Coming, Master Bruce. I just need to fetch the wet wipes again.”
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThat probably means Batman smells like batshit, and everyone is too afraid to tell him.
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 months agoNo, they’re not! 🎶Jingle bells, Batman smells…🎵
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoSure, but has anyone sang that around him?
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoNot within 6 feet. Not because of the danger, but you can’t inhale any closer
That probably means Batman smells like batshit, and everyone is too afraid to tell him.
No, they’re not!
🎶Jingle bells,
Batman smells…🎵
Sure, but has anyone sang that around him?
Not within 6 feet. Not because of the danger, but you can’t inhale any closer