Me in my 30s: “my doctor says I need to eat nothing but kale and lukewarm water or I’ll die at 50” deeper-sadness

  • CrawlMarks [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    18 hours ago

    I think I got enough old dna in me. My ancestors evolved to wander fields for hours to find nice roots to eat. I think my body still yearns for that lifestyle