cobalt
Turkish Delight
communism
Enriched uranium
Houses
I’d give them away for free and crash the housing market hard
Gun tree
Burgers!
Olives probably
Boy do I have a tree for you
World Peace
Grenades
Bourgeoisie. I mean it’s impossible for tree to grow humans but this shouldn’t make us stop with the first part of that experiment.
solar panels
Larry Niven sunflowers incoming, careful!
Do we need to stick to the laws of physics, or can we get magic involved?
You would need to bury an already magical item.
I was thinking more like: Does a tree that grows real-world precious metals need a real and extensive root system that gathers those precious metals from underground ore veins? Or can it make those real-world precious metals magically from scratch?
REAL ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS SO I CAN HAVE AN ARMY TO OVERTHROW THIS ROTTEN EMPIRE
NOTE TO FEDS: THIS IS A JOKE AND IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS
is the speedy tree growth a property of the soil, location, or of whatever we plant in there? if i plant a fruit do i get a tree that gives out instant growth seed versions of that fruit?
because if so i’d like to patent 1 day growth date seeds.