I heard they can kill a man with a glance and maybe they can breathe fire, but my cousin wasn’t sure about that one. Will the Trident and net even work against them?
Ave.
Your cousin was thinking of Gauls. Christians are easy to deal with, but you gotta be careful cause they can resurrect each other.
Frickin’ Cassius got it screwy again! Thanks for the correction. I’ll try to net them together before I get to stabbin’.
They’re probably not even real Christians, I heard the emperor’s so cheap he just baptizes his slaves when there’s a circus coming up
I believe it! The games are fun enough but the bread ration doesn’t go as far as it did when I was a kid.
Throw your trident down and demand that the Christian sacrifices you as an offering to the Emperor. I know, fra’, but trust me. They hate that.
A retiarius fighting a Christian? How provincial.
Back in Rome, that’s the job of the dimachaerus. Who needs a net when you can kill two Christians at once?
Try lions
Been there, done that. Lions don’t have fire breath!
