“To the Feds, I’ll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn’t working with anyone,” the document said, according to the official.
It also had a line that said, “I do apologize for any strife or traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming.”
My eternally melted brain post-Epstein is making me immediately think “No way this shit is real. They just want to try to pack him up by saying he confessed to avoid dealing with a jury and the possibility that people say “Eh… 🤷♂️””
This is being highly upvoted even on Reddit
Why is the hashtag still calling him an assassin while simultaneously implying he’s not lmfao