Death to America

  • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    9 days ago

    seriously… at least draw over your eyebrows to make them unrecognizable and wear sunglasses and change the shape of your face

    there have to be a dozen things he could have done to make it impossible to tell what he really looks like that he could easily undo later

    • CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      8 days ago
      1. Giant nonprescription glasses and colored contacts
      2. Pigmentation makeup or makeup in general
      3. Dying your hair or growing it out and cutting it after the deed
      4. Cotton balls stuffed in your gums to change the outline of your jaw and jowls
      5. Height insoles
      6. Headphones to cover the shape of your ears or a hood (tho that carries risks in certain locales)
      7. Walk with a limp
      8. A fake mustache to hide your upper lip or a mask

      If this really is the guy, he kinda did the bare minimum for not getting caught