Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoYou best start believing in a cyberpunk dystopiaslrpnk.netimagemessage-square98fedilinkarrow-up11.03Karrow-down19file-textcross-posted to: dailycyberpunk@szmer.info
arrow-up11.02Karrow-down1imageYou best start believing in a cyberpunk dystopiaslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square98fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: dailycyberpunk@szmer.info
minus-squareBoxscape@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up63arrow-down1·2 days ago “After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances.” Moscow Police: Oh, silly me. Did I say packages? I meant package—singular. 😏
minus-squaredust_accelerator@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·2 days agoWhat? Two packages? One still? None left?
minus-squaremacniel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoCan’t have shit on mars when you are a postman.
Moscow Police: Oh, silly me. Did I say packages? I meant package—singular. 😏
What? Two packages?
One still? None left?
Can’t have shit on mars when you are a postman.
Envelope named “bribe”. Empty.