I exhaled too hard this morning and now have a sharp stabbing pain in my absolute fuckwaffle. Getting old sucks.
I’m sorry what the hell did you call me??
Y’all ever look at your phone too long and then your fuckwaffle hurts for three days?
You mean the absolute fuckwaffel, I presume. The fuckwaffel is located near the heart and makes you feel like something’s wrong with your heart every other day
Where’s Sadam Hussein though
Whose muscles do you think those are
lmao I was gonna make a similar comment.
Muscles hurt when they don’t get used. Strength exercise fixes this, although you will replace it with some level of soreness instead.
Still, it’s worth it
That lowest circle, I get that if I sit on a couch too long playing video games or watching football. I injure myself by sitting on a couch.
“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, playing games. You sit on the couch, and if you don’t stretch regularly, there’s no knowing what shape you might be when you stand up.”
Me too. Train yourself to keep your shoulders back and down. While you’re doing that point your chin forward and then bring it back into your neck keeping your head straight. If you look like an idiot doing the chicken walk, you’re probably doing it right.
My fuckwaffle hurts right now, actually
I’ve got a thing right now between my traitor and jackass, but can’t quite get it to pop.
But what would the rotator cuff be called?
Well, it’s 4 muscles. Acronym: SITS.
You’ll have to come up with a group of 4 assholes.
Torn.
“Ouch.”
So it’s not just me? Sometimes my body decides that I must constantly keep my face pointed down and to the side for a few days, and these muscles are the enforcers.
I’ve had the pleasure of being reminded about this asshole a couple of months ago.
Can’t wait for the next time! 🤢
