I have never met a chihuahua that was happy, though. Every single one of them are hateful little bastards.
I mean, look at them.
Be bred for 30,000 years to be dopey and compliant
Oh finally, I meet another person with tongue-chin.
Sniff more butts. Pee on belongings.
Scream at strangers.
Found the possum.
I’ve been in therapy for a while now but this is actually great advice
Well, maybe not the emetophagia. Everything else checks out.
Don’t knock it till you try it
Hump people’s legs.
meow
Everyone’s done ‘the swallow’ a time or two.
usually not after it leaves your body
Oh yeah no that starts the feedback loop.
I thought the nose in panel 5 was the mouth and I was horrified.
I had the exact same, the first panel I also just cant see as intended
That’s toxic positivity for humans precisely because they’re not dogs, bad advice
I was about to ask what drug would make me do this
Sounds like Hollywood happiness. Turns out only psychopaths can be happy who knew.
