The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 hours agoIs this romantic or a red flag?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1259arrow-down13
arrow-up1256arrow-down1imageIs this romantic or a red flag?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 hours agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squarelath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down1·11 hours agoSounds like a red flag with a white circle and a black symbol within. But also romantic. They’re not mutually exclusive. As some say, romance is death…
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·10 hours agoShe’s probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·9 hours agoTo all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life. Never stick your dick in crazy.
minus-squareditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 hours agoI can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It’s just not worth it
minus-squareTSG_Asmodeus (he, him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 hours agoTo all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·9 hours agoTruth. There’s often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.
minus-squareNeatoBuilds@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 hours agoDon’t be a fool, use your tool
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 hours agoVasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·10 hours agoYou mean the ancient far eastern peace symbol? So romantic.
minus-squareMelastSB@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·9 hours agoThe Windmill of Friendship also boosts love!
Sounds like a red flag with a white circle and a black symbol within. But also romantic. They’re not mutually exclusive.
As some say, romance is death…
She’s probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.
To all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life.
Never stick your dick in crazy.
I can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It’s just not worth it
To all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.
Truth. There’s often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.
Don’t be a fool, use your tool
Vasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.
You mean the ancient far eastern peace symbol? So romantic.
The Windmill of Friendship also boosts love!