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Cake day: July 22nd, 2023

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  • The US republican admin “efforts” thus far, pieced together from news articles and opinion pieces:

    • Ukraine loses every occupied territory
    • Ukraine signs deal giving US(Trump and Co.) half of whatever’s left of their minerals
    • Ukraine stops all attempts to join NATO, EU or any other acronym that threatens Russia’s feelings
    • A demilitarized zone set up on Ukraine’s remaining territory that Russia can patrol (rob) at will to make sure it stays demilitarized.
    • US( Trump and Co.) makes a deal with Russia for exploiting the newly acquired resources on occupied territory.
    • Immediate elections are held in Ukraine with no EU interference, but very much with Russian supervision
    • Zelenskyy probably to be sent to Russia for “trial”
    • “Denazification” of Ukraine army aka getting rid of it entirely or replacing it with Russian loyalists.

    … So yeah, much “effort” on their part…




  • lath@lemmy.worldto196@lemmy.blahaj.zonecrow rule
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    2 days ago

    You forgot

    • shit on cars, people, other animals, that one crow who stole your shiny the other day
    • drop rocks or nuts on bald heads to crack them open
    • investigate the suspicious death of that one specific crow and blame it on a random passerby while enjoying your new shiny
    • laugh at dumb people doing dumb things