One for me
Lifestyle
😆
I need to sign up for in home delivery again. Thanks for the reminder.
I absolutely love getting a physical copy.
My kids don’t get the joy I have.
How much could a newspaper cost, $10?
Oh…
同志们,
COMRADES,
YOU WILL LOVE CHAIRMAN XI AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY!
GLORY TO CCP!
LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN XI!
万岁 万岁 万万岁!
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Taiwan is not a country
Technically Correct. It’s official name is not “Republic of Taiwan” it’s “Republic of China”, which officially consists of Mainland China, Hong Kong, Macau, and Taiwan.
Currently, Mainland China, Hong Kong, Macau, are under rebel occupation by the so-called “People’s Liberation Army” commanded by the “Communist Party of China”. Taiwan is the only remaining area under ROC control, along with the Kinmen Islands as part of the “Free Area of Republic of China”.
Well, at least, that’s the official view held by the Government in Taiwan, anyways. They never officially claimed to be “Republic of Taiwan”, but are, nevertheless, a de facto country under the name of “Republic of China”.
Will he approve cool dog? I am seeking approval for the cool dog
I have heard from a source on the inside that the cool dog is actually also the woke dog (complimentary, as on derogatory) as well
hexbear user try not to use stupid reaction images in every single fucking post challenge
(physically impossible):(
Idk what tone you meant for that exactly but, asking genuinely, why do you dislike them? I just use cuz they’re fun imo and sometimes help clarify meaning of sentences. I do try to be cognizant of where I am on our federated network and avoid using the ones that represent some kind of Hexbear inside joke lol, like those ones don’t. I know I’m not alone in using them for those reasons cuz even Reddit supports inline reaction images these days lol. Besides all the social platforms supporting them (mainly cuz people like to use them imo), even Unicode’s emoji partly consist of a bunch of assignments for common reaction images lol (although, 🤓, cuz they do have to work in a global context they are usually much more strictly semantically defined and unspecific)
I don’t like them because they’re often ambiguous or even obfuscation.
I also don’t like them because emoticons are the superior format.
$10.99
That’s 10.55 EUR. Is that normal for a newspaper?
The onion CEO
You better fucking subscribe to The Onion
I love everything about this.
Based
Omg Tim Onion I love it
Was thinking about subscribing a month or two ago. Then they bought infowars and I immediately threw 100 bucks at them.
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Damn it, blood snow AGAIN? Happens every time I make plans ugh
That weather is wild now days.
It’s snowing men, Hallelujah!
This was how I was first introduced to the Onion in '95
They should make an online version too.
… I’m gonna sign up for this!
$100/year is still pretty steep for me.
Joking aside, totally understandable.
Yeah, I want to support them just for that.
There’s a print addition?
Always has been.
Is there a way to gift a subscription/membership to someone? I can just enter their address for the delivery, but there’re lots of other membership benefits they wouldn’t get because they’d be on “my” account 🤔
they mailed it to me under the name JoYo so they don’t need the name to be accurate.
I think I donated under PayPal.