What about Dr Fishman from Arrested Development?
Let’s not forget great doctors like
Dr. Spaceman
Dr. Jan Itor
Dr. Zoidberg
You forgot Dr Mario, by I’m legitimately afraid we will choose somebody like “Dr Phil”
I would have put Dr. Spaceman in there. He basically sounds exactly like Ronny Jackson.
“Mrs. Jordan, I’ve already administered the epidural, so would you like one as well?”
It would absolutely be Dr. Spaceman!
You mean… Dr. Spaceman.
Now this is surgery, so don’t eat anything before you come in. Because I’ll have a big breakfast waiting for you.
Dr. Spaceman is my favorite. I frequently reference the party bowl of drugs and whether people want some purples or some blues.
The fourth one looks like he’d be a great anaesthetist.
Why not Zoidberg?
White under the shell doesn’t count
I’m sure it’ll be someone who is a proponent of eugenics.
Can’t have starfleet without ww3 without the eugenics wars.
It’s gonna be Bill Cosby, you know, rapists of a feather…
Dr Evil could do double duty as Surgeon General and head of NASA
He’s a pretty realistic pick, actually.
- Can profit financially from his appointment? ✅️
- His success is thanks to the hard work of his underlings? ✅️
- Would not hesitate to liquidate those he dislikes? ✅️
… and he has sharks … sharks with lazers!
Where?
On their friggin’ heads!
Please don’t give him ideas!
I hear great things about Doctor Ed Immigration-Papers
Is Dr. Pepper a real doctor? I don’t think he’s qualified to be a soft drink.
Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it’s a bullshit replica 'cause dude didn’t even get his degree!
Man, why you gotta drop outta school and start making pop so soon?
-Mitch Hedberg
