ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoBallet star Vladimir Shklyarov who criticised Putin’s Ukraine invasion dies in fall from building in St Petersburgwww.lbc.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square132fedilinkarrow-up1913arrow-down18
arrow-up1905arrow-down1external-linkBallet star Vladimir Shklyarov who criticised Putin’s Ukraine invasion dies in fall from building in St Petersburgwww.lbc.co.ukZeroCool@slrpnk.net to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square132fedilink
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48arrow-down1·2 months agoIn another article emergency services responded with this gem. He died a natural death. It’s not a crime.
minus-squareiAvicenna@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 months agocause of death: the natural impact of cement on the body experienced after a perfectly natural fall
minus-squareNauticalNoodlelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoEverything is fine, nothing to see here. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just going home. To my family. Which I love very much. And who I would never put in danger by not doing my job exactly as instructed.
In another article emergency services responded with this gem.
cause of death: the natural impact of cement on the body experienced after a perfectly natural fall
Gravity, is natural, no?
Lead is too
Yes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
Everything is fine, nothing to see here. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just going home. To my family. Which I love very much. And who I would never put in danger by not doing my job exactly as instructed.