When is the Mountain Dew® Baja Blast limited edition Eucharist gonna drop?
I prefer mountain dew® baja blast zero sugar Eucharist
They should have a ‘Pop Rocks’ Eucharist … now you can feel the Holy Spirit popping in your mouth … instead of the priest
Pop rocks first, priest after
Considering they unironically released a loli mascot and implemented the plot of Dogma as real policy I can no longer tell if this is fake or not.
Just to correct you on something: the plot of dogma is real policy since at least 1300. It is not new.
Still just a marketing tactic though.
Oh, TIL. Thanks!
At press time, a contingent of church goers was forming outside the Vatican to protest the new flavor, claiming that, if anything, Jesus was lemon-lime.
Almost had me thinking this was something real.
Oops! All Frankincense
Coming soon: Everyflavor Eucharist.
Alas, earwax.
Is this better or worse than the anime girl mascot?
More flavorful.
Does that mean it’s a berry marinade?
Is it gluten free?
It is 100% gluten so that the gluten-intolerant can suffer like our savior.
Why are they upside down?
this legitimately feels like something that could have happened in Snow Crash
I liked that book.
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