Hestia [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoHow long until we get a fuckable twink as president?message-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up179arrow-down1message-squareHow long until we get a fuckable twink as president?Hestia [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square34fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEndMilkInCrisps [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoYou have to be 35 to be president. 28 is twink death. So never.
minus-squareHestia [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoThat’s it. I’m making a change.org petition.
minus-squareSoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months ago 28 is twink death. speak for urself binch
minus-squareSoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agowho am i kidding ive only ever been “twink-adjacent”
minus-squareWhat_Religion_R_They [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agodamn, and we can’t even inject the twink with estrogen because that’s going to lose him 15 million votes instantly :/
minus-squarexj9 [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoLesbians are immune to twink death. Also white people age crazy fast from my perspective. I thought twink death was more of a late thirties thing tbh
You have to be 35 to be president. 28 is twink death. So never.
That’s it. I’m making a change.org petition.
speak for urself binch
who am i kidding ive only ever been “twink-adjacent”
damn, and we can’t even inject the twink with estrogen because that’s going to lose him 15 million votes instantly :/
Lesbians are immune to twink death. Also white people age crazy fast from my perspective. I thought twink death was more of a late thirties thing tbh