There is no “context” for performing fellatio on a microphone. He’s gone batty. The only remaining question is whether enough voters recognize it.

Some headlines are just too good

  • realitista@lemm.eeEnglish
    8·
    5 hours ago

    Did he ever really have his shit? He’s been shitless as long as I’ve been paying attention.

  • superkret@feddit.org
    107·
    13 hours ago

    He lost his shit, but he can still win this shit, and turn it all to shit.
    Go take a shit … and then go vote!

  • superkret@feddit.org
    72·
    7 hours ago

    Watch any of his recent speeches for five minutes.

    I just went on YouTube, searched for “Trump speech”, clicked on the first result from a day ago, picked a random spot in the middle of the vid and watched for 5 minutes (so you don’t have to).

    Tivo is the greatest invention ever
    100% of the job gains in recent years went to migrants (Crowd booing)
    Look at all of that fake news…THAT’S A LOT! THAT’S A LOT!
    The illegal immigrants come from all over the world, and the crime rate in all those countries is way down. Cause they’re giving us their criminals.
    I’m leading the Democrats with Hispanics.
    I faced Hispanics many times. They’re brutal.
    The African Americans are being decimated by the hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants that are pouring through the open borders of Stupid Kamala.
    If they announced those numbers before the election, you won’t have one African American voting for Kamala.
    “Hardworking wonderful black people”
    I own the most beautiful beaches with salt water.

    Also, he looks like he’s sick and tired of all this shit, slurring, with the body language and facial expression of someone having a stroke.

  • MyOpinion@lemm.ee
    18·
    12 hours ago

    The Orange Turd giving mic blow jobs for his following. How can you complete with that! /s

    • rezEnglish
      21·
      12 hours ago

      sigh… I can’t believe I’m living in a timeline where I’m hearing the words “giving mics blowjobs” come outta someone’s mouth while talking about a fucking candidate for POTUS…

      • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
        18·
        12 hours ago

        One who still stands a chance of actually winning. It’s fairly impossible to grasp looking from the outside in.

      • HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com
        9·
        11 hours ago

        Yup. I was laughing at UKdians for brexit and torontonians for the mayor of blow and now I just look around me and wish I was somewhere else so I could laugh at my country from a distance.

        • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nzEnglish
          3·
          11 hours ago

          Well if it makes you feel better (probably not); the right wing government here is tanking the economy…for reasons.

          It seems to be hell bent on giving tax cuts to the already wealthy; but usually when they have done this in the past, the kept the rest of the economy relatively stable. But this time it is one terrible decision after another, and rather then the “soft landing” we were on target for when they were elected, is looking like a full recession that didn’t need to happen.

  • Anissem
    15·
    12 hours ago

    I think that’s what the diapers are for

  • jordanlund@lemmy.worldM
    3·
    11 hours ago

    I guess the best case scenario for a Trump win is that he gets sworn in and Vance immediately invokes the 25th Amendment?

      • ZapBeebz_@lemmy.world
        1·
        10 hours ago

        Wouldn’t that potentially give us a democrat as VP, based on the speaker of the house (assuming the house stays blue) being moved up to VP?

        • seaweedsheep@literature.cafe
          1·
          4 hours ago

          No. Look at Nixon. Spiro Agnew, his first VP, resigned, so he chose Gerald Ford as a replacement. Then, Nixon resigned and Ford became president.

        • krashmo@lemmy.world
          1·
          9 hours ago

          The house isn’t blue. That’s why we all know about Mike Johnson’s porn watching habits