Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 21 days agoThe U.S.: Where there's more brands of peanut butter than there are major political partiesmessage-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up193arrow-down1message-squareThe U.S.: Where there's more brands of peanut butter than there are major political partiesGuamer [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square30fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWeedian [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·21 days agothere may be a million brands but you really only get creamy or crunchy
minus-squareSoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·21 days agoDemocrats: Creamy fascism Republicans: Crunchy fascism
minus-squareEvilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·21 days agoBut…I like crunchy peanut butter
minus-squareSoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·21 days agoHow much did Putin pay you to spread this kind of disinformatskaya?
minus-squareMayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·21 days agoYou can also get it mixed with chocolate now! Yaay freedom 🙃
minus-squareSoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-221 days agoBut that is just wasting your vote. You can’t do that now when we’re making the most important sandwich in our lifetime!
minus-squareMayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·21 days agoDon’t force me to choose grape for my jelly! If I can’t choose strawberry or raspberry or something I’ll… make a club sandwich instead idk
there may be a million brands but you really only get creamy or crunchy
Democrats: Creamy fascism
Republicans: Crunchy fascism
But…I like crunchy peanut butter
How much did Putin pay you to spread this kind of disinformatskaya?
You can also get it mixed with chocolate now! Yaay freedom 🙃
But that is just wasting your vote. You can’t do that now when we’re making the most important sandwich in our lifetime!
Don’t force me to choose grape for my jelly! If I can’t choose strawberry or raspberry or something I’ll… make a club sandwich instead idk