Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoThe U.S.: Where there's more brands of peanut butter than there are major political partiesmessage-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up193arrow-down1message-squareThe U.S.: Where there's more brands of peanut butter than there are major political partiesGuamer [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square30fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWeedian [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agothere may be a million brands but you really only get creamy or crunchy
minus-squareSoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoDemocrats: Creamy fascism Republicans: Crunchy fascism
minus-squareEvilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoBut…I like crunchy peanut butter
minus-squareSoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoHow much did Putin pay you to spread this kind of disinformatskaya?
minus-squareMayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoYou can also get it mixed with chocolate now! Yaay freedom 🙃
minus-squareSoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 months agoBut that is just wasting your vote. You can’t do that now when we’re making the most important sandwich in our lifetime!
minus-squareMayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoDon’t force me to choose grape for my jelly! If I can’t choose strawberry or raspberry or something I’ll… make a club sandwich instead idk
there may be a million brands but you really only get creamy or crunchy
Democrats: Creamy fascism
Republicans: Crunchy fascism
But…I like crunchy peanut butter
How much did Putin pay you to spread this kind of disinformatskaya?
You can also get it mixed with chocolate now! Yaay freedom 🙃
But that is just wasting your vote. You can’t do that now when we’re making the most important sandwich in our lifetime!
Don’t force me to choose grape for my jelly! If I can’t choose strawberry or raspberry or something I’ll… make a club sandwich instead idk