Funkwonker@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThe Divine Dicklemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square109fedilinkarrow-up1875arrow-down143
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minus-squareStache_linkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoNow I’m wondering if God has a belly button….cause that would imply an umbilical cord
minus-squareZorg@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoNah, that would be silly. God is more like a platypus. No nipples or bellybutton (but could surely produce milk if they felt like it), venomous, and hatched from an egg.
Now I’m wondering if God has a belly button….cause that would imply an umbilical cord
Nah, that would be silly.
God is more like a platypus. No nipples or bellybutton (but could surely produce milk if they felt like it), venomous, and hatched from an egg.
OR an unbiblical cord?