Take her to a knightclub
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Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.
I concur
“I’m glad you brought protection”
WD40
what i’m told
It greaves me to say it, but I’d pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
That would be awesome, but I would be severely underdressed.
I would be anyway.
You’ve got mail!
She could wear a trash bag if she’s this cute, I’m still going out with her.
Time to get medieval on dat ass.
Joust!
Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.
Except that’s the bottle opener…
Someone else who doesn’t know which one is the can opener. So?
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!
I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.
Demand a shrubbery.
I’m here, I’m here.
Demand… another shrubbery!
Ni!
I would think there’s a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!
Gosh, is it warm in here?
