Specifically the assholes of Seattle.
Every TSA fascist belongs in a forced labor camp where they can do actual honest work for an actual honest wage for as many years as they’ve volunteered to terrorize the people of the world, plus 5 more because fuck them extra.
Not even five hours back stateside and I already wish I wasn’t back because of those goddamn terrorists
Oh I’m being rude because you’re being a fucking rules nazi enforcing esoteric arbitrary bullshit that literally no other fucking airport gives a shit about because it’s already following fucking internationally agreed regulations fuck you fuck you fuck you Seattle TSA
Bu bu but they’re keeping us safe! I love how they are opening up every phone and computer to insure explosives haven’t been planted somewhere in the supply chain and set to go off with a simple press of a key. So safe from bringing your own fucking beverages on the flight so you have to pay 20 bucks for a shitty Heineken. So safe look I took off my shoes oh so safe