Specifically the assholes of Seattle.
Every TSA fascist belongs in a forced labor camp where they can do actual honest work for an actual honest wage for as many years as they’ve volunteered to terrorize the people of the world, plus 5 more because fuck them extra.
Not even five hours back stateside and I already wish I wasn’t back because of those goddamn terrorists
Oh I’m being rude because you’re being a fucking rules nazi enforcing esoteric arbitrary bullshit that literally no other fucking airport gives a shit about because it’s already following fucking internationally agreed regulations fuck you fuck you fuck you Seattle TSA
TSA is really useful if you need someone at 6 in the morning to turn hues of violet, veins bulging, while full-throat screaming at you to take your laptop out of the bag completely unprovoked.
It’s even better than that because, even though it’s a federal agency, the procedures are completely different at different airports. I’ve been yelled at before because I took my laptop out of my bag.
classic mistake, you gotta wait for him to say simon says