Oh I’d just serve him a beverage consisting of vodka, tomato juice, clam juice, and hot sauce. After explaining the three ingredients he has no access to I’d tell him the name of the beverage before saying that he’ll kinda have it coming
Turns out he’s allergic to oranges dies you take his place to preserve the time line but forgot he gets stabbed 23 times the next day.
Better hope he doesn’t ask where Fanta comes from
Fanta originated in Germany as a Coca-Cola alternative in 1941 due to the American trade embargo of Nazi Germany
What’s Germany? What’s America? What’s Coca-Cola? What’s an embargo? What’s Naziism?
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
I don’t see how Caesar would be bothered by any of that.
I’d give the ottoman empire (and by association the axis) modern weapons in WW1
If I ever successfully create a time machine, I’ll put Wednesday before Thursday. Just for the luls
Why on earth would you do that?
Too see what happens? If it ends up worse then I could always just go back and stop myself
It ends at the atom bomb that’s kinda a hard stopping point.
You mean the Central Powers.
For all we know, that may avert WWII. WWI was less of a clear cut good/evil fight.
Oh yh but this would be an interesting outcome without the Central powers losing the treaty of Versailles wouldn’t have been signed that means Hitler wouldn’t have as much support (the ottoman empire would up the same we were already dieing, bit this time entand won’t be involved)
Personally, I’d love to learn enough of the latin he spoke to be able to present him with a bottle of Cesar salad dressing and then tell him how many millions of people think of it when they hear his name.
“It’s named after a guy from Mexico, but they put your face on the bottle”
Didn’t even get him orange Julius?
It would go excellent with his salads he loves so much.
You fool, now he will want more! And if you don’t get him his sugary fix, it won’t be a Fantastic day for you.
Unfortunately it was Chris Chan’s Fanta.